A netizen’s Twitter thread about her cousin’s breakup story has gone viral, but not for being heartbreaking or sad. In June of last year, Sunrize de Quiroz took to Twitter to post a play-by-play narration of how her cousin and his ex-girlfriend broke up. Her story-telling and comments were beyond hilarious that netizens could not get enough of her thread!
According to Sunrize, her cousin was ‘sobrang pogi.’ While he and his current girlfriend were inside the house, his ex-girlfriend was outside begging for closure. She said it was not fair, given how she can’t even start a conversation with her crush, and here her cousin is having his own ‘pogi problems’.
As she updated her thread, she found out that her cousin’s current girlfriend (GF2 for brevity) was actually the third party in her cousin’s former relationship (GF1). As GF2 apologized to GF1, the latter answered, “Ano magagawa ko, diba? Eh mas napapasaya mo siya.” Ouch right there.
Sunrize’s cousin, on the other hand, apologized to GF1 because he said he could not bear the distance between them when they were still together. After a long conversation, GF1 asked her ex if he was happy with GF2. He answered in the affirmative, after which GF1 said:
“Binibilhan ka ba niya ng dunkin donuts tuwing malungkot ka?”
Sunrize was so affected by this line that she tweeted, “Mamsh nadale ako sa dunkin donuts line niya.”
At this point, she said she and her other cousins who were eavesdropping were all “shookted and brokendt”. GF1 then asked him again, “Pinatawad ko naman lahat ng pagkukulang mo, bakit parang ako parin yung nagkulang?”
The funny netizen, referring to GF1’s last line, again tweeted, “Lahat kami di nakailag dun mamsh sana ininform mo kami ang dami mo palang baon na linya.”
Unable to contain their emotions, Sunrize and her other cousins just went out for a smoke. She then ended her post saying there were no details left but she’ll be back after she asks for more information.
If you wish to read the full thread, you can find it here:
What can you say about this netizen’s narration of her cousin’s breakup? Can you relate to her story? Comment away!